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Ive Been Trying to Come Up With a Joke

Swimming in An Ocean of Orange Soda Last Night

For the Pachydermist At the Zoo

I Called the Casino to Ask

I Have a Terrible Fear of Elevators

Did the Person Who Coined the Term

We Lost 25% of Our Roof in that Last Big Hurricane

Long Dream that I Was Making a Caesar Salad

I Made a Great Joke at a Mandatory Meeting Today

Someone Broke Into My House Last Night