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If You Happen to Catch a Cold or Flu

I May Try to Use Contractions

Person Who Dislikes People With Missing Toes

Two Hungry Travelers Lost in the Desert

What Do Turtles and Snails Do

And the Best Neckwear Goes To

I Had An Amazing Childhood

Evidently I Snore So Loudly

After My Brother Stole All the Ice From My Soda

I Accidentally Glued My Autobiography